Wednesday, 20 May 2009

  • Today's AIM Conversations

    S: jesus can take any form right?
    S: it could have been a talking cat
    S: nobody would fuck with a talking cat
    S: jesus needs to be a little more witty
    Me: I know, he's got to get creative, because no one will believe him if he just looks like a person.
    Me: I dunno if a cat would work, though, because people would just freak the fuck out and run it over with a hummer or something.
    S: then they dont deserve to hear the word of the lord
    Me:: He should try a talking bear.
    Me: No one would fuck with a bear.
    S: thats very true

    D: Emo girls are like the sluts of this generation. I mean, they'll let you do anything.
    Me: Especially if you'll put up with their poetry.
    D: They're worse than the cheerleader and bimbos of our generation. At least with them they limit the weird stuff to sex.
    Me: I think the limit for emo girls is suicide, if they don't stop there, then they wouldn't be emo, they'd actually be depressed.
    D: Yeah, but then, why would you want them to commit suicide?
    Me: You know what...
    Me: I think you're wrong.
    Me: All women are just as slutty as emo girls.
    D: Why's that?
    Me: All women will let you do anything if you have a gun pointed at their head.
    D: LOL, point taken.
    D: Sluts.

     

     

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